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audio log #20 2023_01_27

by kineticturtle

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Gm vamp Verse 1 Gm Pigs pretending to be dogs Selling you their dog pills, a fortune made from sheep Bb Telling them what they want to hear And making sure that they all stay asleep Gm A black hole for energy Increasing mass but you’ll sow what you reap Bb Laying all the groundwork for your magnum opus But it’s really not that deep C Eb Chorus Gm Bb C Don’t need a degree to see your grift is bad for you and me so I gotta push back while I can So I’m writing up a postcard to my local rep it should get there by the Time I keel over exhausted; I’m writing up a postcard Gm vamp Verse 2 (same changes) Chessboard hype man, boxing ring phony Bathrobe sporting Caufield crony Discount Morpheus free your mind Been in a prison of your own for a long long time It’s all catching up with you A million copycats waiting to see what you do The rest of us clean up after you A legacy of half truths we all see right through Chorus Instrumental out 2x D5/G Eb5/G D5/G Eb5/G Gm Bb C9add4
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howling 01:12
I’m not supposed to be falling apart this soon I’m not even 40 and I still have things to do My body won’t listen, every joint is coming loose My dad had drugs to blame but I’m not sure I have an excuse I’m not supposed to be falling apart this soon A few more changes and I’ll start howling at the moon] The weekly list of things that are lost unexpectedly Learning to deal with my crumbling biology
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Stella is a cat, we think But you’d never be able to tell with your ears Because instead of meowing she tweets And chirps like a bird Toppy sat on the toilet and used it nobody told him to do that but there it is CHORUS CAT SOLO over verse Zerena would always end a game of scabble By sitting on the board at the end The letter Z is worth a lot of points So every time she would always win Tilly avoided laps for an entire year Then decided suddenly to return To the job of being a beautiful lap warmer Jasper likes to prey upon the rubber discs That fly off my octopus costume in a raging fit And bring them to me with that special meow That mea ns he’s brought a gift Felines and humans coexist On a spectrum of ridiculousness Each thinks the other quite the fool But they look beyond to give a love that’s true CHORUS87 Human solo
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released January 27, 2023

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Matthew Joseph Payne Oakland, California

Multi-instrumentalist, songwriter, and composer with a flair for the dramatic. Bluegrass, chiptunes, ondes martenot and more swirl through unexpected soundscapes with hidden meanings. Also memes.

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