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A Spectrum of Ridiculousness

from audio log #20 2023_01_27 by kineticturtle

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Stella is a cat, we think
But you’d never be able to tell with your ears
Because instead of meowing she tweets
And chirps like a bird

Toppy sat on the toilet and used it
nobody told him to do that
but there it is

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CAT SOLO over verse

Zerena would always end a game of scabble
By sitting on the board at the end
The letter Z is worth a lot of points
So every time she would always win

Tilly avoided laps for an entire year
Then decided suddenly to return
To the job of being a beautiful lap warmer

Jasper likes to prey upon the rubber discs
That fly off my octopus costume in a raging fit
And bring them to me with that special meow
That mea ns he’s brought a gift

Felines and humans coexist
On a spectrum of ridiculousness
Each thinks the other quite the fool
But they look beyond to give a love that’s true

CHORUS87
Human solo

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from audio log #20 2023_01_27, released January 27, 2023

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Matthew Joseph Payne Oakland, California

Multi-instrumentalist, songwriter, and composer with a flair for the dramatic. Bluegrass, chiptunes, ondes martenot and more swirl through unexpected soundscapes with hidden meanings. Also memes.

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