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This song was written as a raffle prize for a fundraiser. The lyrics are based on a poem written by a 4-year-old (and published with permission).

This track features bass guitar by a close streamer friend, catgirlnextdoor - she plays indie games, specializing in platformers, as well as music and more at twitch.tv/catgirlnextdoor

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creepy wicked butthole writs you in the face
cross arm guard retreating, giving up the chase
overhand swinging butthole, writs you in the gut
usin' that fancy footwork, escaping from this rut

watch out, pigs on the loose
chaotic untitled goose
flies are eating butts, they're chasing all of us
I think it's time we vamoose

enjoy another serving with the taste buds on your legs
knockin' the other species down a couple pegs
feedin' all your larvae the arsenic and lace
swattin' the competition and finishing the race

watch out pigs on the loose
chaotic untitled goose
flies are eating butts, they're chasing all of us
I think it's time we vamoose

cover up your butt
block every jab and uppercut
I'm terrified and laughing, isn't it a joke?
It's never really over until the fat toad croaks

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from Lay On the Ground (Stream Songs Vol. 1), released June 4, 2021
Bass guitar: Ali "catgirlnextdoor" Stepro
All other writing, vocals and instruments: Matthew Joseph Payne

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Matthew Joseph Payne Oakland, California

Multi-instrumentalist, songwriter, and composer with a flair for the dramatic. Bluegrass, chiptunes, ondes martenot and more swirl through unexpected soundscapes with hidden meanings. Also memes.

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